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[13 Apr 2007|09:02am]

kirwar4face
YIKES!
:-O


It's Friday, the 13th!
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[04 Aug 2005|03:46am]

trustanti
I hereby decree that, as compensation for the pain in my jaw, the universe will allow me to eat all the ice cream I'd like without any calorie intake or discomfort.

..please?
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[04 Feb 2005|02:38pm]

janedoetrouble
Everything will go perfectly from now on. Perfectly!
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for my first decree.. [23 Dec 2003|11:29pm]

__beautyintruth
[ mood | angry ]

I DECREE..

that my mother will stop being a shallow cow.

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[01 Dec 2003|03:20am]

kirwar4face
I reserve the option to redo my life, starting from age 10...I will be a much naughtier little boy!
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[23 Nov 2003|12:45pm]

janedoetrouble
From now on my car will always work and be with me, and will cost nothing to run.
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[13 Oct 2003|01:48am]

janedoetrouble
[ mood | angry ]

Everyone will get what's comming to them. Karma will rule the world. What ever you do will come back to you ten-fold.

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[08 Oct 2003|04:14am]

kirwar4face
[ mood | mischievous ]

Communities will not force grotesque, post-distorting smileys on their members, unless of course they actually want to discourage the use of emoticons!

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[08 Oct 2003|04:02am]

kirwar4face
Shared-story-writing communities will not make a lot of confused, nit-picky rules to alienate those writers who are actually contributing to the community- yeah, go tell William James to watch his sentence length, fanboy!
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[08 Oct 2003|12:51am]

janedoetrouble
May from now on the line between genders be um... less line-ish!

This community is 53% masculine.
What does your LJ writing style say about your gender?
LJ Gender Tool by hutta
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[05 Sep 2003|08:30pm]

janedoetrouble
Livejournal will always work exsactly how I want it to!
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From now on... [05 Aug 2003|07:10am]

kirwar4face
everybody in the world will be smarter than I am...oh, no, that seems to have already happened.
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From this day forward, [25 Jul 2003|01:55am]
tommy_danger
Every week will begin and end on a Saturday. Monday has been eliminated.

Helicopters will constitute the primary mode of transportation.

Free, high-quality coffee is to be available in all public areas.

Money shall be grown on trees.
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[21 Jul 2003|03:17am]

sombrehippie
Henceforth, my mind will not come up with strange ideas about what *I* want without consulting *me* first. Being my own mind, it will care about my needs and wants, not just its own.
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Oh. And; [20 Jul 2003|10:42pm]

fulltense
The kids in my community shall, henceforth, stop being fuckwits.
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[20 Jul 2003|10:37pm]

fulltense
Whoever's sucking up all the bandwidth on the internet will stop. Now.
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[20 Jul 2003|07:17pm]

kirwar4face
Birds of a feather flock together;
So do pigs and swine.
Rats and mice shall have their choice
And so shall I have mine.
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[17 Jul 2003|08:22pm]

melbel2u
from here on out-
all drivers shall use their turn signals whenever they are turning, even if there is no one else around for miles
no one will attempt to run me off the road
and speeding tickets will now be extinct.

have fun driving!
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[17 Jul 2003|03:15pm]

kirwar4face
From now on women will not have to worry about being "too fat", and will not shave their legs or wear pantyhose, unless they really like to.
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[17 Jul 2003|01:52pm]

janedoetrouble
[ mood | artistic ]

I here by proclaim that I am the good kind of crazy, not the bad kind of crazy. I'm like the really intellegent crazy one, you know, like most writers.

Oh and sleep shall now come horribly easily to all who want it. Insomnia n'existe pas! (Insomnia doesn't exist.)

Oh yeah and world peace and that shit...

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